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Wednesday, April 30, 2014

life lessons that are priceless – pirate chief (or, romance in the soul)

“Seriously, do you like to repose? Ye gods, I hate it … And when a man, seemingly sane, tells me he has fallen in love with stagnation, I can only say to him You will never be a Pirate! … After all boyhood aspirations and youth’s immoral daydreams you are condemned to sit down, grossly draw in your chair to the fat board, and be a beastly Burgess till you die …

To confess plainly, I had intended to spend my life (or any leisure I might have from Piracy upon the high seas) as the leader of a great horde of irregular cavalry, devastating whole valleys. I can still, looking back, see myself in many favourite attitudes; signaling for a boat from my pirate ship with a pocket-handkerchief, I at the jetty end, and one or two of my bold blades keeping the crowd at bay; or else turning in the saddle to look back at my whole command (some five thousand strong) following me at the hand gallop up the road out of the burning valley; this last by moonlight …”


Robert Louis Stevenson, in a letter to William Cosmo Monkhouse, 1884

life on the hill (XIV)

Like lips behind a veil
The poppies rest under the oats;
Lips parting in sleep,
As though night were hot about them,
Touching the souls they speak for with sensual fires;
These lips not petals.

But here it is summer morning,
Cool after the pride-shower;
The smoke goes up in prayer from the village,
And the hills are monks stooping under a hood of mist,
This is surely a virgin moment.

Then what is this fantasy of the poppies?

Poppies, Richard Church

This year wild poppies popped up again on the Hill, fluttering like butterflies in the wind amidst the usual riot of other spring blossoms. Time was when I hoped that, suitably cared for and encouraged to thrive, they would eventually make my fortune.

People with more information in their heads than romance in their souls soon dashed that hope; it’s a different species of poppy that keeps Afghan warlords in new weaponry (so goodbye to my long-dreamed-of pair of Purdeys – or even McKay Browns for that matter).


But I still love it when they crop up here, and take it as a sign that the soil is slowly improving on the Hill, and becoming a haven for all sorts of wildflowers, rather than just weeds as in the beginning. Bees must come next.

the soundtrack of revolution


Marie Antoinette

your name's a legend

in this land

treasure for your pleasure

bestowed on favoured gentlemen

the people are in arms

marching on the town

they rise -
 chanting revolution!

"Vive la Nation!"



Marie Antoinette

your shadow's falling

along the land
anger born of hunger
poisons the hearts of
your loyal men

fire in their eyes

steel in their hands

they rise -
 chanting revolution!

"Vive la Nation!"



Clamouring in the square

the rabble have gone insane

they're over the balustrade

defying the cannon fire

they're into the garrison

they murder the noble men

Marie Antoinette

Marie Antoinette



We are the people of France

We demand

that the elegant blue-blooded

leeches that bleed us

are taught what it means

to grow fat and not feed us

we are the people of France

you must heed us



Already at the Bastille

the prisoners all run free

they're hammering on the door

Marie Antoinette

they've taken the guillotine

they're coming to take the Queen

Marie Antoinette

the King and the guards
 have fled... 



Marie Antoinette

your shadow's falling

along the land

anger born of hunger

poisoned your men

they rise -
 chanting revolution!

"Vive la Nation!"

Marie Antoinette, Curved Air

70s rock at its most pompous. Great :)


Sunday, April 27, 2014

life on the hill (XIII)

Petit Versailles

Mysterious lines on the ground, Jan '09

Brick outlines set, pits dug, underground watering tubes deployed, soil added, Aug '09

200 box plants in the back of a truck, Oct '09

Pots aligned in place, like good little soldiers, ready for planting, Oct '09

Planted, Oct '09
Flourishing, April '14


Thursday, April 24, 2014

the soundtrack of misanthropy




Good morning, good afternoon

And what have you got to say?

Well, I'm waiting and I can't stay long

It's such a lovely day

There's a time to be talking

And a time when it's no use

Right now I think the things you say

Are liable to confuse

I've just gone solo

Do you play solo?

Ain't life a solo?

What a wonderful way to live

Traveling all over the world

Why the fame and all the golden

Opportunities unfurled

No time for the gent with the Mulliner Bentley

And Heaven knows what else

Why, he wouldn't even stand a chance

With all his oil wells

She just went solo

Do you play solo?

Ain't life a solo?

I've always lived in a mansion

On the other side of the moon

I've always kept a unicorn

And I never sing out of tune

I could tell you that the grass is really greener

On the other side of the hill

But I can't communicate with you

And I guess I never will

We've all, all gone solo

We all play solo

Ain't life, life a solo?

Solo, Sandy Denny

"L'Enfer c'est les autres ..."

life lessons that are priceless – the virtue of conciseness

"Cuando despertó, el dinosaurio todavía estaba allí."

El Dinosaurio, Augusto Monterroso

The best short story ever?

wild life (7) – the woodpigeon

The thing most people remark upon, who associate the word “pigeon” with ratty urban denizens, is the sheer size of the wild bird. Then the lustrous, subtle, consistent colouring – no mongrel patching, nor that seemingly cut-and-paste use of colour for some imagined effect.

It was Mr Júlio, the Builder – a keen shot himself – who first alerted me to them while construction was proceeding on the Hill. “Ah, Mr Architect (Germans have nothing on us when it comes to the use of honorific titles), there are days when one could just stand quietly underneath that umbrella pine there, and shoot one’s limit in a couple of hours.” My own first sight of one was when I once left some feed up on the Hill for my partridges – of which more in a later post – and inadvertently came upon a “woodie” stuffing his face on it. They are prodigious eaters (a friend once extracted a dozen acorns from the crop of a single shot bird), as they must be to build up energy for their daily travelling in search of food – the huge gatherings of tens of thousands of birds which roost in concentrated sites in the Alentejo during the winter are known to disperse during the day to feeding grounds as far away as 100 km and more.

And that brings us to the other thing people remark upon: the way they fly. No pansy, sinchronized aerobatics here – just strong, powerful, purposeful flight, straight and true, only occasionally broken by a long glide down to investigate food sources left by thoughtful Fools on sunny Hills. A marvellous bird.


And they make for excellent eating, too. Pluck and clean a brace (reserving the hearts and livers), slice off the breasts and reserve. Put the carcasses in a pot of boiling water with the hearts and livers, lower the heat, cover partially and leave to simmer for a couple of hours until the meat comes away easily from the bones. Remove and discard the bones (and the skins, if you prefer). Throw a handful of rice into the pot, season (salt, pepper, a bay leaf), and continue to simmer till the rice is cooked (you can add some vegetables at this stage, if you like – some sliced cabbage leaves and diced carrots). And there you have your ideal comfort soup for a cold winter’s day. As for the breasts, fry them lightly in butter and serve on toast as a simple, healthy (lean meat, no hormones) appetizer.